Rich offered to take the kids camping in the garden. Rory was not at all interested but Freya and Rafi were super excited to go. I spent ages making snacks, packing bags, psyching up the kids...
Rich had his daddy juice (aka beer).
And after half an hour, a story from Freya (with the torch underneath her face!) about an old woman
from Gloucester Docks!), and a story from Rafi about the spooky ghost train (with said torch shining in his face), they were back in the house shouting for us! They had eaten their snacks, unpacked their bags, and then scared themselves witless... and here is where Raf ended up.